Learning to become more Spanish in 2014

So you’ve been in Spain for a few years now and yet you still manage to get singled out as a guiri by the locals from the other end of the street – and that’s before you’ve even opened your mouth! Perhaps it’s the northern European dress sense, the milk bottle pale skin or the fact that you’re hovering around the restaurant’s entrance at the un-Spanish hour of 6pm hoping for an evening meal – ¡Joder! But fear not, as Altavista Property Spain is here with ten suggestions to help you become less of a guiri and more of siesta taking, late dinner eating all around muchacho.